Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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