my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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