so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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