that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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