Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
MIDGETS
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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