have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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