Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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