How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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