Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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