My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Randomize
