i wish peter jackson would direct porn
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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