She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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