so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
She even gives head with a lisp.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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