It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He kissed a someone with a penis
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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