My pussy is not your playground.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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