How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
