i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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