after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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