Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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