i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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