Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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