wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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