We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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