Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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