Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
