Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
