And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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