if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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