Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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