"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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