i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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