so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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