Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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