I murdered the dance floor call the cops
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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