Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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