you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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