he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
wow bdsm is so cute
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