I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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