You really coming over, don't trick.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize