i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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