next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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