O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
