the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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