Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
This can only be settled by a dance off.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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