You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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