i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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