How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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