He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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