why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
It was confusing and full of hummus
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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