Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I love you.
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