And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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