I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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