Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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