Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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