it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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