she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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