so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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